FART FACTS
Statistical Fart Fact:
99.9% of the world wide population has laughed at farts!
You know what, America?!? It’s time we are honest and laugh at our farts! It’s time to Make America Fart Again! Be honest, we’ve all laughed at farts whether we were children or laughed at our own kids. Farting makes us laugh at ourselves and each other. It’s time we brought laughter into the world. How about a little laughing gas?
So what is farting? Well, according to Dictionary.com, farting is to
1. emit gas from anus and 2. waste time on silly things like "farting around". HELLO! Welcome to Farting is Fun! Where we combine science and silly things! We want to make people laugh and have fun in life of course while they are farting!
Enjoy, everyone! Spread some love and let’s laugh at ourselves. Also, send us your ideas! We would love to make a custom shirt just for your cause and profession. Keep it nice and no vulgarity. Don’t forget Farting is Fun especially at family reunions. So when the Smith Family wants to have a Family Fart Reunion, we can be there too!
More fun coming soon!
Remember: MAKE AMERICA FART AGAIN!
FART DICTIONARY
Crop Duster: the person that walks through the office and silently farts as he walks by each cubicle.
SBD: Silent but Deadly. They silently creep over a room like the deadly plague. No one is immune to its deadly smell not even the pets!
Pull my Finger: We all know that crazy uncle that thinks that pulling his finger will make his hiney make a noise. Don’t fall for it kids!
Oh SH*T Fart: When you squeeze out that last fart, and you realize that gas has turned to solid or liquid.
Elevator Fart: When you are in an elevator and just before the doors open and you leave, you expel an SBD.
Bottle Rocket Fart: The fart that sounds like a whistling bottle rocket taking off in the air.
Marble Fart: When you fart, and it sounds like marbles dropping on the floor. Also know as, Dropping Pebbles in a Bucket Fart.
Laughing Fart: When you laugh so hard that a fart comes out.
Sulfur Fart: Those deadly ones that smell like something crawled up your butt and died. Also known as Farts from Hell.
Leg Fart: The only way to get that fart out is if you lift your leg. Also knowns as Spread your Cheeks Fart.
It wasn’t me Fart: When everyone in the room turns and looks at you because a certain smell has overcome the room.